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Bridesmaid contract

AndreaJulia

Apparently this is a thing. What would you do if you received one of these?

http://www.abajournal.com/files/bridesmaidscontract.pdf

Comments

tarradesign

I'd say "eff that, I'm out."

xt5678

I would laugh as clearly they'd be sharing it with me as a joke.

Knottie

If I received that contract I would leave the wedding party.

AddieL73

I would tear it in half and hand it back.

missax

This makes my soul sad. Whoever wrote this garbage should have their butt kicked right along with all the people who've used it.

staar987

I'd rip it into pieces and throw it in the air like confetti and then never talk to the bride again.

Knottie

Is this a joke? or is this real?
I would assume it was a joke and give the benefit of the doubt. If I was asked to sign it seriously, I would sign a big "F you" and never respond to the person again.

libby2483

Oh yuk. Luckily, all my friends would find this as repulsive as I do. Also, maybe this is a British thing I have no idea so maybe not, but I always find it really funny when people say "fall pregnant" as if it were an illness.

at_last08

This looks like a joke.

Knottie

This must be from the UK from the spellings i.e. "colour" and discussion of "hen night"

staar987

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arendiva

I thankfully have no one in my life who would issue such demands of me. But if I did I think that would be the end of my friendship with them. I'm not a vendor. i find the parts about not gaining weight or becoming pregnant especially offensive.

StephJean83

I just read it to my FH and our roommate. When I read the no inappropiate date, our roommate asked if that meant no prostitutes or strippers.

TXKristan

This has to be MUD

Knottie

WWJJD? What Would Judge Judy do??

"Your honor, that ho signed a contract! I want $5,000 (the jurisdicitonal limit) for pain and suffering. She didn't paint her nails the way I demanded and she fell pregnant!!!"

KindaSparkly

Oof.. that is horrendous! If someone handed that to me, I'd rip them a new one.

Knottie

LOL : http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3217531&page=1#.UVJt3Fegago

It's totally a joke

Imagine2430

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